Famous quotations by yours truly, i.e. Me! :p

1. The more megapixels your camera has the more fugly you look.
2. It is not buying an elephant that matters, it’s its maintenance which does.
3. Everybody crashes, I just crashed at the wrong places, at wrong times…
4. Like I don’t make sense to you, you don’t make sense to me.
5. There is someone making fun of you, just like the way you are making fun of someone else.
6. Think thrice before you wish, coz it might just get fulfilled, then you might regret it.
7. Someone else is always directly-indirectly responsible for your failure or mistakes, never you are, but if you were smart you could have avoided it.
8. If you can’t do something, don’t expect someone else to be able to do it, also, even if you can do it, don’t expect someone else can do it as well.
9. Satisfaction kills Ambition.
10. Sacrifice something today, to get everything tomorrow.
11. If you don’t want to be stuck by thorns don’t try to pluck roses.
12. If you can’t make someone proud no problems, atleast try not to make them ashamed.
13. Don’t give it, if you can’t take it.
14. Don’t trust anyone, especially on roads, wear helmets/ seat belts.